Conker's Bad Fur Week Sequel Fan Concepts

    I wish Conker's Bad Fur Day could get a sequel that is as funny, and loyal to the first game, but also adds a lot of surprises, action, and connections to the first, that would make it a great sequel. I just decided to brainstorm what I'd love to see in a sequel. Most people say it should be called Conker's Bad Fur Day Two, or Conker's Other Bad Fur Day, but if they want the sequel to be better and longer than the first, then "a day" just won't cut it. So what if the game was called Conker's Bad Fur Week? A week is 7 days combined, which could give game makers a bigger variety of levels, missions, cutscenes, and more to explore.

    I honestly didn't like Chris Seavor's intention for the original sequel, before Microsoft cancelled it. His thoughts for a sequel really seemed to try and ruin the first game's sad ending. He mentioned how Conker would be wasting the kingdom's money on parties and hookers, which makes no sense. Conker was miserable after Berri died, I could imagine him wasting the money on beer, but hookers? Has Conker learned nothing after all he suffered from the first? It just seemed out of place in my opinion. If I made a Conker sequel, I would want it to be what starts out as a revenge quest, but changes into many worse twist of events in the process.

My story would start out with Conker after a few months since the events of the first game. He is still depressed and angry about Berri's death, and how Don Weaso was the one who killed her. Eventually Conker gets so frustrated, he warrants an arrest for Don Weaso, anyone in the land who knows of Don's whereabouts, must report him for arrest immediately. Conker plans to make Don suffer for what he did to Berri. days pass, and no sign of the Don anywhere. Conker gets so impatient, to the point where he decides to search for  Don himself. He decides to leave Private Rodent in charge of the Kingdom until he gets back. As soon as Conker leaves, we see Professor Von Kripplespac, who apparently escaped the airless voids of space, and made it back to Earth. He has been spying on the kingdom, waiting for the perfect opportunity to seize command of the kingdom. He recognizes the protective vest Rodent usually wears, and recognizes it's components, and starts making experiments that can penetrate that armor, and take the crown for himself.

Meanwhile, Conker spends many hours searching for  Don. Conker will run into a lot of familiar faces, like Birdy, who is being pestered by a gang of crow gangsters, which Conker decides to help Birdy in getting the crows to back off. Birdy would have a slightly new design, where he has two wooden legs to walk around on, and he wears carrots for shoes. Conker will also run into the King Bee. Ever since the death of the queen bee, the king decided to invest all his wife's money to become a pimp, where he hires bees to go and collect his "honey" from flower patients. (The creators of Conker probably would think of something like that, lol.) The king bee mentions how work has been kind of slow, so he'll ask Conker to search for some new bees, to become his hookers. Throughout the game, Conker can find a few bees flying around, or being trapped somewhere. Conker can collect them like the Jinjos from Banjo-Kazooie and Tooie. Then there could be a big flower field area somewhere in the game, where you drop off the bees, they pollinate with the flowers and give Conker the honey to return to the king bee. The King Bee will then give you cash rewards for all the jars of honey you return to him.  

 Eventually Conker would find Don, and have him cornered. Suddenly, Don would summon a bunch of his men to ambush Conker and knock him out. When Conker wakes up, we'd see Conker being interrogated in a dark room with a dim light shining on Conker. Don would ask what nerve Conker has to warrant an arrest for himself, which pretty much ratted out the existence of his mafia organization. Conker would mention it's because Don double crossed him, and killed Berri. Don then explains how he didn't really kill  Berri. He mentions how that was actually an artificial decoy of her created by the professor. He then would share a flash back revealing how the professor was telling  Don about some research he was performing that could revolutionize the world, he wanted Don to be part of it, with the promise of getting a big money reward in return.  Don would ask what he had to do to help out, and the Professor would explain he has to fetch him a red squirrel.  Don didn't know what the professor needed with a squirrel, but he pictured it was an important key to his research. The Professor would mention how red squirrels are endangered now in days, and how there is only one squirrel he is aware of. He shows some photos from his spy equipment, to show a picture of Conker and Berri. He explains how he doesn't know the whereabouts of the squirrel, but points out how he knows where Berri lives. He'd mention how Berri is a model for a magazine, which helped give him info to research where she lives. The professor explains how he wants Don to kidnap Berri and get her to spill the info on where to find the squirrel.  Don agrees, and threatens the rock men from the dinosaur world, to do his dirty work for him. It would then show a recap of Berri getting abducted by the rockman from the first game, it would show Berri waking up, and being interrogated by Don. Berri refuses to cooperate with Don, so The Professor decides they're better off copying her brain's data, and importing it into the professor's invention, of creating an obedient artificial intelligent slave. They hooked Berri up to the machine, and copied her memories over into the artificial clone, who then rats out who Conker is, and where he can be found. After that,  Don orders some of his men to lock Berri away, and make her a caged dancer at the Rock Solid Club.

After Conker broke Berri out in the first game, Berri escapes, only to be caught by Don, and locked up somewhere else. Then it shows  Don talking to the Berri clone about how the search for Conker is going, and the clone mentions how it's hard to get out and search for him, when there's all of these rude cavemen preventing anyone from leaving.  Don then gets angered about it, but then finds out about how someone stole his money from the dance club, which then leads to the scene from the first game where Conker was brought in to speak with the Don. Don realizes Conker is the guy they're looking for, but realizes the Professor is back at the castle, and can't really send Conker there, until the stubborn cavemen are gone, who  are making it too dangerous to attempt leaving. He then comes up with that plan for Conker to kill all the cavemen with the bomb he gives Conker, with the intentions of hunting down Conker once Conker leaves town. The hunt for Conker got stalled due to Conker ending up in a dangerous Colosseum, ending up in a haunted cemetery, and getting caught up with the war. Eventually, when  Don hears about the War being over, he decides now is the perfect chance to turn in the squirrel. The Panther King then tells Don about how he needs a red squirrel to replace the leg on his table, and wants Don to turn the squirrel over.  Don pictures he can get 2 rewards by giving the king the squirrel, and then turning him over to the professor, so he accepts, and tells the king about his plan to fake a bank heist. The King agrees that it would be a great set up, and decides to take part in the ambush. Don then ordered the Berri clone to go through with the heist, and help Conker out. The clone accepts her mission.

The flashback would finally be over. And  Don would reclaim that Berri is still alive, but he's not telling Conker where she is. Conker then sees a video of Berri locked up and being tortured, which outrages Conker. Don then threatens Conker to do some of his dirty work, and to give him a large amount of money, or he'll kill Berri, and eventually Conker. Conker realizes that not even his kingdom's money alone is big enough to save Berri and himself.  Don tells Conker he has a week to give him the money, or the killing begins. He then knocks out Conker, Conker wakes up in a far and unfamiliar location, and notices a walky-talky in his pocket buzzing off. He picks it up and hears  Don's voice giving out his first mission. Throughout the game, Conker will get more calls, which sets up more missions and levels. Not all parts of the game will be mission based though, there would be some events that interfere with Conker's missions, which hold him back. I think it would be funny to see the Great Mighty Poo return, but this time, he's like the size of a mountain, with a bulkier and larger appearance, fangs made of pointy corn cobs, and he'd rename himself The Great Almighty Poo. He would also be able to move around a wide open landscape. He would be able to shape shift as well. One minute he would start out as a mound like in the first game, then he'd turn into a blob with striking tentacles, then he'd eventually have a final phase where he bursts entirely out of the ground, grows a pair of legs, and starts stomping around and causing quakes. Conker would need to work his way from foot to his head, and take him down like Kratos kills the Gods in the God Of War Games. This is the furthest of ideas I came up with, but I think it would be interesting if a sequel explained all of the unresolved plot points and events from the first game, and somehow pieced them together for a bigger story in a sequel. I'm not saying the game shouldn't be funny, the adult humor has to be in a sequel, but I think it would be interesting if the makers had shocking twist of events, that make fans of the original amazed, and wonder what would happen next. It would still focus on adult humor, but have a much more complex story, and more action. I hope some of you like this concept, I expect a lot of people wouldn't for some reason.